01 9 / 2014

01 9 / 2014

kurgs:

skeletongrazed:

skeletongrazed:

what’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants ?

one’s a crusty bus station and one’s a busty crustacean

#i’ve told this joke a million times and it NEVER fails

(via nootgroot)

01 9 / 2014

31 8 / 2014

blackumi:

What in fucks name is this flying water

blackumi:

What in fucks name is this flying water

(via lydiamartinisnothereforyourshiz)

31 8 / 2014

drinklust:

once i got very drunk in a bar and my mum had to pick me up so i was trying to act normal by keeping the conversation so i asked her if shes a virgin and she looked at me with pain in her eyes and said “i wish i was”

(Source: drinklust, via lydiamartinisnothereforyourshiz)

29 8 / 2014

29 8 / 2014

29 8 / 2014

grrrlfever:

wouldnt it be cool to just like not feel nervous about everything all the time

(Source: lesbolution, via chunknocaptiancrunch)

29 8 / 2014

stumphyllus:

IF YOU ONLY STARTED FUCKING LIKING FALL OUT BOY AFTER SAVE ROCK AND ROLL CAME OUT THEN thats really cool dude I’m really glad you love this band I love, you wanna borrow any of my albums or anything let me know.

(via chunknocaptiancrunch)

29 8 / 2014

stoleyogirl:

I don’t care if this isn’t your blog type, if you don’t reblog this I’m judg-

image

(via ptbsde)

29 8 / 2014

diacrit:

hanesonly:

I almost forgot my briefcase!

it contains important lab results

diacrit:

hanesonly:

I almost forgot my briefcase!

it contains important lab results

(Source: awwww-cute, via chunknocaptiancrunch)

28 8 / 2014

theinnkeeperlibrarian:

leepacey:

a restaurant in my hometown got a review that said the servers should “show some skin” so the owner added a potato skin special to the menu and all the proceeds from the special go to the west virginia foundation for rape information services (x)

That’s exactly the appropriate response.

(via mandsdrwandothershit)

28 8 / 2014

28 8 / 2014

bandsareprettyrad:

If you ever feel bad just remeber there is a gif of me floating around tumblr of when I was 8 and I sat on the escalator and knocked down a table of jewelry at macys

(via tachibanamakotos)

28 8 / 2014

bandsareprettyrad:

I wasn’t lying

bandsareprettyrad:

I wasn’t lying

(Source: 9fail, via tachibanamakotos)