justplainsomething:

Guys, this scene was written in the mid 90s.

justplainsomething:

Guys, this scene was written in the mid 90s.

(Source: molemaninthemorning, via markeeba)

spaghetticunt:

sign me right the fuck up

spaghetticunt:

sign me right the fuck up

(Source: billyrayofficial, via now-dance-fuckerdance)

deansloverboy:

snapchatting:

a $15 gift card to Louis Vuitton

*buys a piece of dust floating in the air*

(via pizza)

beautifrei:

offside-goal:

Omg chill

this is some airbending shit right here

beautifrei:

offside-goal:

Omg chill

this is some airbending shit right here

(Source: yodiscrepo, via markeeba)

I mean, I hope you’re happy,
But the sky is still the sky without you,
And I’m not surprised by that anymore.

Caitlyn Siehl, from This is Not a Love Poem (via alonesomes)

(Source: pukesplatter, via captainverbatim)

ask-koki-kariya:

suprarationality:

The Fault in Our Stepbrothers

Megan?Megan.

ask-koki-kariya:

suprarationality:

The Fault in Our Stepbrothers

Megan?
Megan.

(via lydiamartinisnothereforyourshit)

cordeliafoxxofficial:

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You can’t escape followers, i’ve already glued the door shut

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Nice try followers, but I replaced all the glass with rubber.

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Too late followers, I’ve already cloooggged all the toooiiiiillleeeetttts

(Source: corpish, via meamshadow)

dajo42:

"tea is just leaf water!" "yeah well coffee is just bean water!" wow, it’s. it’s like everything is made of things. this door is just wood rectangle. this poster is just ink paper. this lemonade is just lemon water. wow, it’s like you can combine ingredients to make things that are more enjoyable than the initial parts of the equation. sure is a magical world we live in

(via fireflythepigeon)

slayboybunny:

"sir what you did is literally 100 percent illegal"
"ok but get this: im a rich white person" 
"oh sorry about that sir" 

(via webgf)

amoying:

im always suspicious of anyone that finds me attractive

(via sniffing)

stability:

floral-ink:

stability:

why is my bedroom always so hot

maybe because it holds a portal to hell because satan himself thinks you’re a cutie and is reaching from the depths of hell to touch that booty

i love the science side of tumblr

(via thenerdwhowaitedbutgotbored)

ooh-bite-me:

when your mom walks up behind you while you’re blogging

image

(Source: andallthesinners-saints, via pizza)

uncomfortablydumb:

carowley:

guys who rarely wear suits look at least 385% hotter when wearing a suit while guys who usually wear suits look 451% hotter when wearing casual clothes trust me this is science

fact

(Source: milddoormatlover, via thenerdwhowaitedbutgotbored)

pancaikes:

son get over here

pancaikes:

son get over here

(Source: blowoffs, via batosays)