17 9 / 2014

lendoro:

baddadsquad:

gentle-puffer-fish:

  • falling asleep on someone’s chest
  • wrapping your arms around each other
  • synching heartbeats and breathing slowly
  • falling asleep in big t-shirts and underwear
  • forehead kissies and murmured affections
  • naps
  • MONSTER TRUCKS

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(Source: gentleguineapig, via lets-get-jaked)

17 9 / 2014

Honesty Hour

  • 1. What is your best friends name?
  • 2. What is your favourite band?
  • 3. What are you listening to right now?
  • 4. Ever skipped class?
  • 5. Ever been to a festival?
  • 6. Ever drunk alcohol?
  • 7. Ever done drugs/smoked?
  • 8. Hows the weather right now?
  • 9. The first thing you notice about the opposite sex?
  • 10. Single?
  • 11. Favorite TV show?
  • 12. Any nicknames?
  • 13. Height?
  • 14. Dream job?
  • 15. Hugs or kisses?
  • 16. Last time you cried?
  • 17. Ever cried yourself to sleep?
  • 18. Are you flexible?
  • 19. Have you ever been bullied?
  • 20. Had a boy have a crush on you?
  • 21. Are you too shy to ask someone out?
  • 22. Any piercings?
  • 23. Favorite movies?
  • 24. Favorite sport?
  • 25. What are you doing right now?
  • 26. Been caught doing something you weren't supposed to do?
  • 27. Have you ever loved someone?
  • 28. Who would you like to see right now?
  • 29. Do you like to travel by plane?
  • 30. Are you missing someone?
  • 31. Do you have a tattoo?
  • 32. Anybody on Tumblr that you'd go on a date with?
  • 33. Are you a confident person?
  • 34. How many concerts have you been to this year?
  • 35. Do you think you're goodlooking?

17 9 / 2014

princess-of-lore:

mycheekyfinn:

official-nasa:

monilip:

dont-stop-runninggg:

knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit

wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad 

That was deep

philosophy is wondering if that means ketchup is a smoothie

That was deeper.

common sense is knowing that ketchup isn’t a damn smoothie you nasty

(Source: whattt-fucking-ever, via shadesofdan)

17 9 / 2014

skeeterdayz:

when yo friend is considering watchin yo favorite show

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(via l3ts-get-fri3d)

17 9 / 2014

snakelikecharmer:

parisjemm:

A relationship is like a house

If a lightbulb goes out, you don’t buy a new house, you just change the lightbulb.

Unless that house is a lying whore

Then you burn the fucker to the ground and buy a better house with lights that you can fucking count on.

This took the best possible turn.

(via l3ts-get-fri3d)

17 9 / 2014

spreadyourwiings:

socially-inactive:

pyroluminescence:

I’M

I LOVE YOU KAREN

Dying

(Source: hajimenaegi, via emtheindividual)

16 9 / 2014

lifeisdisney:

we need to talk about shrek more

(Source: celaborn, via erickopi)

14 9 / 2014

damegreywulf:

trust:

i want a relationship but i want them to be like a friend to me, i dont want the relationship to be all about kissing, making out and sex i just wanna hang out with them, and go places, and just have fun wherever we go

This post is surreal because that is exactly how a healthy relationship should be yet we’re convinced this is a weird and unusual thing to ask of our partners.

(Source: trust, via not-shaving-for-sherlock)

14 9 / 2014

nuthintasee:

The sheer dumbfoundedness on the crow’s face after it realizes that it’s not going to be eaten and the bear actually saved it from drowning is astounding. Meanwhile, the bear is like, ‘Idiot don’t go in the water if you can’t swim. Geez. I’m eating over here.’

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(Source: sizvideos, via retardedduck77)

13 9 / 2014

sir-hathaway:

gryffinpoor:

dudemanbropants:

gryffinpoor:

thepreciousthing:

the-ordinary-nerd:

ask-or-rp-with-will-petrisous:

squad16:

finalellipsis:

bestnatesmithever:

What if it bites me and it dies?

that means you’re poisonous. jesus christ, nate, learn to read.

What if it bites itself and I die?

It’s voodoo.

What if it bites me and someone else dies?

That’s correlation, not causation.

what if we bite each other and neither of us die

that’s kinky

oh my god

this is still my favorite text post collaboration ever

sir-hathaway:

gryffinpoor:

dudemanbropants:

gryffinpoor:

thepreciousthing:

the-ordinary-nerd:

ask-or-rp-with-will-petrisous:

squad16:

finalellipsis:

bestnatesmithever:

What if it bites me and it dies?

that means you’re poisonous. jesus christ, nate, learn to read.

What if it bites itself and I die?

It’s voodoo.

What if it bites me and someone else dies?

That’s correlation, not causation.

what if we bite each other and neither of us die

that’s kinky

oh my god

this is still my favorite text post collaboration ever

(Source: ultrafacts, via theonlycasmarierobinson)

13 9 / 2014

kaniethiio:

"sexuality is a choice"

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"women wouldn’t get raped if they didn’t wear revealing clothes"

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"there are only two genders"

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"i’m not trying to be sexist/racist, but.."

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"a/bi/pansexuality isn’t real"

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"gay people shouldn’t have children"

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"i don’t want to be friends with a gay person, they could hit on me"

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"you can’t identify with the gender you want to be, only the one you were born with"

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(Source: eilizabeth, via thenerdwhowaitedbutgotbored)

12 9 / 2014

returntothestars:

It’s like when Windows does this, but in real life.

returntothestars:

It’s like when Windows does this, but in real life.

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(Source: toska91, via piercethesirensatthedisco)

11 9 / 2014

millenniumfalconteahouse:

timelady-of-221b:

joeeatspeople:

yesidolikecoatsbigtime:

Types of people who romanticize small town life:

  1. People who didn’t grow up in small towns

#THE LOCALS AREN’T QUIRKY#THEY’RE RACIST

#THERE’S NOTHING TO DO
#EVERYONE’S ON DRUGS

#WHY ARE YOU ACTING LIKE GANGSTERS YOU ARE WHITE AND THERE ARE COWS OUTSIDE

(Source: queencitysavior, via hantinofontana)

11 9 / 2014

trashfriend:

little things that actually make a difference to general life happiness:
•drinking lots of water
•eating fresh fruit
•thinking positively about yourself and others
•washing your face twice a day
•changing your sheets once a week
•hot baths with Epsom salts
•face masks using from things in your house
•sleeping more than 7 hours per night
•reorganizing your clothes, makeup, possessions etc
•keeping your living space clean

(via lydiamartinisnothereforyourshiz)

11 9 / 2014

1chainz:

80s music brings me back to good times like when i wasnt alive

(via sobermind-drunkheart)